DeviantART Rule List

#1: No porn
#2: No licking acorns
#3: No video taping iPods being smashed against the wall
#4: No exploding cakes
#5: No Yo Yos
#6: No copyrighted pictures
#7: No pictures
#8: No Kingdom Hearts Fanart
#9: No yo mama jokes
#10: No expressing yourselves
#11: No making fun of Rayuta Kawashima with the use of the the words “fuck” or “bitch”
#12: No laughing at n00bs
#13: No insulting my fourth grade drama teacher
#14: No PS3 bashing
#15: No Xbox 360 bashing
#16: No Dreamcast bashing
#17: Wii bashing only allowed in the event that none of the other consoles are being bashed
#18: No playing extensive amounts of Elite Beat Agents
#19: No opinions allowed on the forums
#20: No fast loading chat rooms
#21: No laughing at my blankie
#22: I have to go pee
#23: That wasn’t even a rule
#24: No smoking
#25: No being under the age of fifteen if you’re a guy
#26: No talking about how awesome “Bridge to Terabithia” was
#27: Poor Jess. Why’d she have to die!?
#28: No saying “The Mac is the pwnage”
#29: No watching 5 second YouTube clips
#30: No long windy explanations about why your deviation should be allowed to stay in your gallery
#31: No pics of Eliza Thornberry
#32: No pics of Cindy Vortex
#33: No GOOD pics of Stewie Griffin
#34: No pointing at Daniel Radcliffe’s “bits”
#35: No pointing at your mom’s “bits”
#36: No breathing
#37: No nose picking
#38: No editorializing
#39: No journal entries are excepted unless they are retarded and irrelevant
#40: No one is allowed to like the Virtual Boy
#41: No licking the butter off of sharp knifes
#42: No blue hair dye
#43: No one is allowed to like Odama
#44: Nobody can wear ties on casual Monday, Tuesday, Friday, or Sunday the eighteenth
#45: No bitching about how crappy our submission system is
#46: No sex after 4
#47: No flipping artwork with spatulas
#48: No being emo
#49: No going outside
#50: No staying inside
#51: No drinking water
#52: No playing RTSs all day
#53: No saying the phrase “your mom” extensively
#54: No talking to yourself
#55: No talking to anyone else either
#56: God, the movie Eragon sucked
#57: No seriously, that movie was so terrible it made Mobile Suit Gundam Crossfire look good
#58: No playing Trumpet, Baritone TC, Sousaphone, Bells, Saxophone, or Air Guitar
#59: No complaining about how rude those damn teenagers are
#60: Seriously guys, NO KINGDOM HEARTS FANART
#61: No tying yourself to a ocean liner, and swimming through the English Channel
#62: No playing Pokemon Snap for more than an hour a day, too much awesome can be dangerous
#63: No Naruto fanboys
#64: No poking the PSP’s screen; it’s breaks very easily
#65: No using the color yellow in your deviations
#66: No fantasizing about the new TMNT movie
#67: No thinking about your girlfriend named Lara
#68: No thinking about your boyfriend named Lara
#69: 4+4=9.5
#70: No Mad Libs
#71: No watching the movie “Norbit” as viewing so much stupidity in 1 ½ hours is dangerous to your nerve system.
#72: Finally, no saying “Hasta la Vista Baby”